"Dialogue" Don't use pick up lines on blonde chicks at McDonald's

Me: Hey, excuse me.  What's your name?

Her: It's Ellie.
Me: Really? It seems like it should be Gillette or something...?
Her: (confused) whhaatt??
Me: Because you look like the best a man can get :)       (feeling all clever)

Her: That doesn't even make sense? (blank look) (she is blonde)
Me: You haven't seen that commercial? You know...  Gillette..  the best a man can get.  It's a shaving thing..
Her: You're a freak.  (leaves with a look of disgust)